Wednesday, March 1, 2006

Now this is a winner



What if I do this in my math exam on Thursday?

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It was a couple of months ago when Dr. Pascual asked me, in one of our Chem 26 lectures, to pinpoint what the first element in Group 6A is. I looked at the periodic table beside the blackboard, counted backwards from the Halogen Group... "Group seven, group six, ah, there it is," I thought.

"Ma'am, it's zero."

And then the entire class laughed like hyenas. Blood gushed through my face like flashflood, and I suddenly felt stupid. "OH NOOOO MA'AM! Sorry. It's Oxygen."

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha, naaalala ko tuloy, I was stumped with a math physics problem to derive that the summation was equal to pi, for a moment I wanted to draw a magician and write: "poof!" "it's equal to pi!"

Wed Mar 01, 08:21:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hohohohohohoho..... veryyyyyyyy funnyyyyyyyy lance. yes, nakakatawa ka talaga. i laughed my whole heart out.......:D i can,t take this anymore, bka mapanaginipan ko pa ito. hehehehe hahahahah

Fri Mar 03, 06:45:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

=D =D haha!!! mukha daw jelly fish yung mga smiley ko, sabi ni razeru. =) enjoy. =) i really enjoy reading your blog, kahit minsan ko lang nagagawa. =) ang saya. =)

i remember when i first heard this story. =)

Fri Mar 03, 06:59:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi lanceetoy! i really like that "find x" figure... hahaha... nabrain wash ako. hehe...

Fri Mar 03, 07:03:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wahehehehe! =D =D jellyfish din.
napapatawa mo talaga kami, Lance. ang kulit-kulit mo. hehe!!!

now with ilonggo accent:
kumusta ka na, Lance? ;)

Fri Mar 03, 11:50:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe..i skipped the diagram before.. it's well worth 'figuring out.' :) had a good laugh :)

you're one sweet, funny kid, lance (sorry for the kid part). anyway, i've told you this before but i want everyone who drops by your blog to know: when i'd have baby boys i want them to be just like you and your manong ralph.

God bless! :p

Tue Mar 07, 06:56:00 PM GMT+8  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehehe... it brightens my day! :D

Mon Mar 13, 09:58:00 PM GMT+8  

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