Thursday, June 28, 2012

Romantic heart disease and muriatic acid

At the ER

YOU MEET all kinds of people at the E.R.

While doing the routine monitoring at 3 am, I asked the half-naked, 20-something patient lying on the stretcher, "Ano'ng nangyari sa 'yo?"

"Nabunggo po ang motor na sinakyan ko, Dok," he said.

"At ikaw?" I asked the teenage girl who was eavesdropping on our conversation.

"Nag-suicide ako kanina," she answered as a matter-of-factly. "Uminom ako ng muriatic. Ang sakit nga ng lalamunan ko ngayon, eh."

"Bakit mo naman ginawa 'yun?"

"'Yung suicide?"


"I feel alone, eh."

Romantic heart disease and hydrochloric acid just don't go well together.



Blogger razel said...

Romantic heart disease... why do I feel like I have that now? Any prescription for that, Dr. Lance? Hahaha! :P

Fri Jun 29, 12:19:00 AM GMT+8  
Blogger Lance said...

Pagmamahal . . . because like they always say, love conquers all. Bow.

Fri Jun 29, 08:14:00 PM GMT+8  
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