My favorites include:
- "Stretcher ka ba, kasi wala na akong mahanap na iba eh."
- "Okay lang wala kang white card, libre naman labs ko."
- "Okay lang sa akin ma-STEMI, para every day ICU."
- "Pregnancy test ka ba? Positive ka sa puso ko, eh."
Watch the whole thing.
I was soaking my specimen—placenta and other products of conception—in formalin when Jonas and Pito barged in to take a shot of me.
Many thanks to Pito Magno, Jonas Pico, and the rest of the team for coming up with this.