Exhibit A: My workplace

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"Your Honor, I present Exhibit A. This evidence links the defendant's abnormal sleeping patters to his workspace. This details the paraphernalia through which he carries out his crime, the reason why he is on trial at this moment. The computer, so named as Slowpoke, glows with exceeding brightness. This is the machine he uses to carry out his scheming calculations, generate printed material, format his ideas, search dubious databases, and communicate with wanted felons to help him perpetuate his crime. Your Honor, I further direct your attention to the lamp, the books, and photocopied materials. And please, may your notice not escape that wretched chocolate bar, through which he feeds his twisted mind with energy to stay up late at night."

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